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Mc Demotivational Poster


DEATH -


TAGS: death usmc oorah
Rating: 4.51/5

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Airman - October 1, 2012, 5:44 pm
sorry, a little biased.. know a couple of firemen. Yes, they do get into tough situations and are brave. Not the two I know, but in general
Airman - October 1, 2012, 5:25 pm
during their donut runs to Safeway every morning? Firemen don't dodge live ammo
Skulrath - October 1, 2012, 1:04 pm
No offense to the Marines, but I personally think that your local Fire Department is just a tiny bit more badass.
Swampdady - July 11, 2012, 7:36 pm
Haha and Corpsmen kick him in the balls
GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 5:50 pm
Heh Heh Heh. ...and stare the cowardly bastard right in the eye. 5 Eagle, Globe and Anchors.


RADIO OPERATORS - The deadliest thing on the battlefield is a pissed off marine with a radio!


TAGS: bang bombs hate anger usmc
Rating: 4.48/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:24 pm
The radioman and the SAW gunner have the most dangerous jobs in the military. The enemy sharpshooters always target those guys. Because the radioman is the link to support and the SAW gunner is the one laying down the most fire.
GySgt1811a - February 16, 2012, 4:12 pm
TeeHee! Jarhead Tankers have radios, too! "Sh**, over. Sh**, out."
Budog - February 16, 2012, 4:08 am
Semper Fi 10-4... KF7DSA


IT'S SIMPLE - Kill the Burger King


TAGS: mcdonalds the joker burger king zomg waffles
Rating: 3.59/5

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stavro1 - November 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
you asked
JESSE - June 11, 2009, 10:22 pm
does anyone notice how well of a crop job this is?!
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 3:11 am
Hell of a plan. Epic battle right there.


BEER TANK!! - The only proper way to honor veterans


TAGS: usmc
Rating: 4.54/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:18 pm
Some prefer scotch.


Ye Olde Redneck Dreamcatcher -


TAGS: dreamcatcher
Rating: 4.73/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 7:50 pm

I bet with granny panties you'd wake up and find oatmeal cookies under your pillow.
Greybeard - August 13, 2013, 12:24 am
Ha Ha Ha. Absolutely great.
curlyrocks - August 12, 2013, 7:16 pm
My Ex makes actual dream catchers, she would KILL ME if I had one of those. I'll take 6.


THE KING OF COOL - Men, when in doubt buying clothes, choosing a drink, or dating a woman, just ask yourself, "What would Steve McQueen do?"


TAGS: steve mcqueen
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by vilnius

CloudchaserS - April 2, 2013, 11:53 am
I keep thinking of this and I'm surprised that I didn't already have it in my favorites (Has seen The Blob recently, will soon see Bullit)


STOP - HAMMER-TIME




UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight


TAGS: usmc
Rating: 4.47/5

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UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -


TAGS: letter home heartwarming usmc semper fidelis redneck
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:38 pm
Why do people a**ume city boys are weal? I know county boys are tough because of their work and environment, but growing up in the Bronx or East La, working road crew, and a fast food job on the weekends ain't no picnic
OTC - June 17, 2012, 4:04 pm
Things have changed since my tour, reveille used to be 5:30 and the women went to Parris Island.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:23 pm

I missed this one.
stenusmc - February 17, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice! 5L and shared also.
50cal - February 16, 2011, 2:55 pm
I have not heard this one in a long time!
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:47 pm
OMG I think I knew here when I was in, ohhrah!
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:42 pm
5L and added to faves
CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:35 pm
I want to meet that chick! 5L


LEE MARVIN, USMC - He played a lot of tough guys in the movies. But before that, he was a Marine Scout/Sniper. Went on 21 Invasions . He didn't PLAY a Badass... he was the real thing. Semper Fi


TAGS: usmc wwii veteran
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2011, 6:29 pm
Clark Gable was a tail gunner on Naval bombers during WW2, at the peak of his career. John Wayne stayed home and made movies, pretending to be a hero.
MPsniper - December 19, 2011, 6:22 pm
yeah....but....in this picture, he is in the big red one. army
maoworks2 - December 19, 2011, 12:01 pm
Like All Vets He Lived The War Every Day!


TANQUERAY AND TAB - and keep 'em comin'




DAMMIT, JIM - I'm a doctor, not a magician! I can't pull a rabb-oh, wait. . .I guess I'm a magician, after all.




MCDONALDS - Let's Put A Smile On That Face!


TAGS: mcdonalds the joker
Rating: 3/5

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IchbinKurt - September 17, 2009, 9:45 pm
Very well done.


HE'S DEAD JIM - I CALL DIBS ON HIS WALLET!!!




TROOP SUPPORT - A liberal Congress will always fail the military


TAGS: congress obama election army air force military mccain democrats
Rating: 3.25/5

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WTFO - June 12, 2012, 2:02 am
Thanks to your father for his service.
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 9:19 pm
As the daughter of a US Army General, I can't agree more.
TheTrashHeap - June 1, 2010, 11:30 pm
Shhhhhhhhh calm down fella. It's ok, it's ok. It's gonna be alright, just step off the soapbox and put down the megaphone. Move your cursor up to the address bar nice and slow... easy does it, type in WWW.politifake.org and be at peace with your own kind.
zentiger - June 1, 2010, 10:16 pm
I think the Senate Armed Services Committee did that by not allowing for adequate armor on the Army's Humvees.
art - January 22, 2010, 5:57 pm
And a republican president and congress will start wars that have no possible positive outcome. Way to wreck our country and the rest of the world even more.
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 2:02 pm
OMG! Is that dual-shock (Playstation) controller on his gun! I'll join the NRA if they give me one like that!
Bah - September 26, 2009, 2:00 pm
In German politics, both the liberals and the conservatives are called "Democrats". Your comment is historical ignorance at best.
Portgas D. Ace - September 16, 2009, 3:59 pm
It's called Dagger-Stab-Legend. Facists kept telling the german army was never defeated in WWI, only Democrats (Germany was a monarcy and military dictatorship at that time) caused the leadership to surrender. This pic is historical ignorance at its best.
_ - June 29, 2009, 1:43 am
Repubs always yell "support the troops", but they cut back on things like the funds for the Department of Veterans Affairs, and the VA med system.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:37 am
The picture shows the military being stabbed in the back. How you tie that to German fascism and then equate that facism to Reps is a huge stretch at best. At worst, it's an ignorant lie, Someone. Take your pick.
Someone - April 25, 2009, 5:12 pm
This picture contains german fascistic elements. The knife to the back is something they made propaganda with after WWI. So... Republicans = Fascists?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 12:10 am
HtD, I had no idea I was so prolific. That's great! There are definitely folks here that need to have their eyes opened to what's going on. Thanks for the encouragement, I'm inspired to make more now.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 7:32 pm
Haha, I like my chances then.
LogicDude - January 30, 2009, 8:14 am
HtD, 90% of all statistics are made up, but 70% of made up statistics are true 43.5% of the time. Statistically speaking.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 1:18 am
You take it to a point of obsession. 80% of all political posters on this site are created by you. According to statistics I made up.
WTFO - January 29, 2009, 11:53 pm
No crying on this end. For clarification, I don't hate Dems, I disagree with their socialist policies. Get your facts straight, please. Thanks.
HtD - January 29, 2009, 6:51 pm
WTFO, stop crying already. We get it. You hate democrats.
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 6:27 pm
Nuke Mecca!
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 9:45 am
I honestly think Lewis Black said it best when he said that if we're going to beat the terrorists, we need to be crazier then they are. We need to elect a dead president.
Isaac - January 7, 2009, 3:27 am
Terrorists will never be defeated. Look at the Nazi's 60some years after the end of ww2 and there's still plenty of them. You can no more defeat terrorism then you can religion.
Matters_Not - January 7, 2009, 3:10 am
well said my good man......well said.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am
...your freedom to be as ignorant as possible.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am
...Put down the bong, dumbass. Morons like yourself try to blame the US for being attacked instead of realizing that the terrorists are psych**ic and can't be reasoned with. They can only be eliminated. Enjoy your dreamworld. Real men will still protect y
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:37 am
Barokeva/John/Andrew/Quincy, or whatever. How about ignorant a** hole? You think if the US just lays down our weapons the world will follow and we can all live in peace?
Quincy - January 5, 2009, 5:13 am
And if we would just let the terrorists fight Israel, we wouldn't have them wanting to fight us. Our undying support of Israel is the whole reason the terrorists hate us so much.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:10 am
well no **** murder is wrong!!!! you get a gold star for the day. i dont support murder. i support fighting in their back yard as opposed to yours and mine
Andrew - January 5, 2009, 5:05 am
I do not, no. Unlike militant political like yourself, I do not see things in only absolutes. The use of deadly force, whether it be by terrorists or insurgents is wrong. American or Al-qaeda, murder is murder. By using their means you are no better then
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:02 am
but you support the poor insurgents who are being detained for straping bombs to their children to blow up Iraqi police officers dont you
George - January 5, 2009, 4:55 am
Why would Karma get me? I'm not such a bad fellow. I don't support the murderous rampage our government is going on.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:50 am
fair enough dude.......you'll get yours. karma is gonna come back to you and make it count
Collin - January 5, 2009, 4:43 am
It's just a word. Words only hurt if you're a whiny little b****.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:41 am
i guess so...since you think its cool to drop that word. no one is censoring you. its a request.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:23 am
jim no matter how many times you change your allias....we know its you bob/john/barockeva ect. your a troop hating liberal poser. and dont drop the N bomb on this site. i saw it on another one of your posts.
Jim - January 5, 2009, 4:14 am
You're* And what true colors? That I'm just a random ***k on the internet pissing you off? How is that not something great to be?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:13 am
your not writing ****! your not an author, your a phony who is attempting to save face by switching allias's to hide your true colors.
John - January 5, 2009, 4:08 am
Basically, it's all kinds of fun information about how people on the internet act when you piss on their parade.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:05 am
well whats it about John?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:04 am
I haven't really thought of a title yet. Probably wont have one till it's done. Don't worry, I'll tell you when it is. I know how much you love my writing.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:03 am
or you could title it john aswell!
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:01 am
so are you gonna title it barockeva...or....bob.....or....bob sanction? and will it have pop out pages and a maze? dont forget the coloring section.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:56 am
Nah. Working on my next book.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:51 am
like what? think of other ways to convince yourself that you have a life?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:48 am
Pretty much. It gets quite entertaining. I'd post more but I have other things I have to do during the day.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:21 am
clever. but im on to you. your not gonna do ****. yer gonna keep posting bull**** on this site until rush hour hits again tommorow
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:07 am
Well. I had fun playing in traffic, but it got boring after a while. Maybe I'll become an imperialistic nation like the US and start invading countries!
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am
remember my what? im lost.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am
remember my what? im lost.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 2:11 am
oh man, that's a false dich**omy: he can do both. remember yer Rand, dude, Ayn Rand.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:06 am
Yer digging yerself a hole Barockeva. just stfu. or go play in traffic.
barockeva - December 30, 2008, 1:58 am
Well we should have just let the Soviets have it. If the Republicans weren't such imperialist ***ks it wouldnt have mattered. God forbid anyone but the US have any power.
WTFO - December 28, 2008, 12:37 am
Wow, major typo. Change that to "a complete MISunderstanding of historical facts". Sorry.
WTFO - December 27, 2008, 11:33 pm
barockeva, you should be corrected. A democratic Congress in the 80's didn't fund the clean up and rebuilding effort in Afghan. As you have all over this site, you've shown a complete understanding of historical facts.
Matters_Not - December 25, 2008, 2:00 am
way to go a**f***s. kick the troops in the shin and then run away. nice!
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 2:46 pm
And Reagan is the one that abandoned the muslim fighters after ***king around in Afghanistan to piss them off enough to attack the US in the first place.
WTFO - December 14, 2008, 12:59 am
You are truly clueless. Clinton was the one who didn't take daily intel reports from the CIA. There wasn't actionable intel available for anyone to stop 9-11. Get a glass of your Kool-Aid and read the Commission's report.
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 1:01 pm
And if it wasnt for Bushs war path, we wouldnt have gone to Iraq in the first place. If he hadnt ignored intel 9/11 wouldnt have happened.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:15 pm
...which left our intel capabilities much weaker by the time Bush took office. Finally, I get sick of ignorant people trying to say the war was wrong when they didn't see the classified info that Bush and Congress used to make their decisions
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:13 pm
Some fact that Zed conviently omitted. Armor and troops weren't ready because Clinton underfunded the military by huge margins throughout the 90's. He also dismantled CIA Human Intel programs...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 2:54 pm
Dido? I like her; I have her first album.
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:39 am
f***in Dido!
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 1:20 am
Zed, SHUT THE f*** UP! You bother me boy.
Zed - December 5, 2008, 7:55 pm
WTFO, it was Bush & Cheney who sent them in without adequate armor for themselves or their vehicles, and then cut funding to the VETERANS ADMINISTRATION HOSPITALS to pay for their suicidal little war. Man, you Republifags just love to re-write histor


THE U.S. MARINES - Amazing what they come up with when they are bored.




MCBEATDOWN - The other clowns want Ronald to act more like a goofy clown to entertain the children; But Ronald don't play that.


TAGS: ronald mcdonald
Rating: 2.65/5

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andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 10:55 pm
R.I.P. Homey the Clown.


THE NEED FOR SPEED - "Five minutes 'till they stop serving McMuffins... I can still make it."


TAGS: fat fail owned motorcyle mcdonald
Rating: 3.29/5

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MO - July 2, 2009, 5:54 pm
can't type.....too frickin funny! 5 muffins!
Lex - July 2, 2009, 3:48 pm
40 or 50 cows died to get that much leather over his fat a**.
agdaniele - June 29, 2009, 9:32 pm
Hilarious.


MCDONALDS - Their Burgers Are Made Fresh !!




MCDONALDS FIGHTS CANCER -


TAGS: mcd s
Rating: 4.87/5

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MCDONALDS - Beating our youth since 1940. Would you like fries with that?


TAGS: mcdonalds sad ronald
Rating: 1.88/5

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birdie - August 18, 2008, 2:33 am
Do you believe in magic b****?? Well DO YOU??!!!!
J - July 8, 2008, 3:55 pm
I personally like this picture with the "Stay Down b****" caption.
Roamer - April 15, 2008, 3:12 pm
This isn't all that original anyway, I found one that simply said: OBEY. That was much funnier. Good image, but a bad poster... sorry.
ed dudley - March 12, 2008, 7:29 am
None of your comments are funny you ****. This picture was vaguely funny until I read your inane prattlings! f*** off!


MARINE BIOLOGY - Sea World biologists attempted the first ever whale circumcision. The job required four skin divers.


TAGS: whale circumcision fore skin divers
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:26 pm
Ha! You should post this at "Where the PUN is" too.


BREAKER 1-9 -


TAGS: truckers convoy cwmccall
Rating: 4.74/5

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Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:26 pm
"ROCKIN'" Personally, I thought it was "TRUCKIN'" but that would be kinda redundant, under the circumstances. Hope that helps.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2011, 8:36 pm
Heathen!
Sean - April 1, 2011, 4:02 pm
Paging Dr. Freud, Dr. Freud please come to patient admissions, stat!
Kspace - April 1, 2011, 8:41 am
I miss tunnels...
Sean - March 31, 2011, 2:00 pm
"They even had a bear in the air." (And that's from memory ... now I'm off to YouTube.) Thanks Airman for putting that song in my head. I'll do you for that! 5.
50cal - March 31, 2011, 1:53 pm
Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five mile or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:02 am
WE GOT OURSELVES A CONVOY ROLLIN' THRU THE NIGHT!
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 7:20 pm
10-4 good buddy, watch for that bear in the air. 5


HIGH EXPECTATIONS - Its 2011 and there are no hover boards, no self tieing shoes,and no flying cars. The future is a real letdown.


TAGS: back future brown mcfly
Rating: 4.27/5

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jedimonk - September 19, 2011, 4:57 pm
With creationist pushing Republicans blocking anything productive... its a safe bet
Azzameen85 - September 19, 2011, 8:32 am
We still have 3.5 years before we can say anything...


MCDONALDS - The REAL flag of your fathers.


TAGS: funny pictures american humor world war 2 mcdonalds
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Jack Woodward

djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:59 pm
Sad, but... xx
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:42 am
I am in the Army Reserve. Active 4 years at Ft Hood (22 months in Iraq). This poster doesn't bug me. The g** slurs and anger to fight an opinion is a bit useless. If you don't like it, it wasn't meant for you.
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:40 am
And Circle gets the square. Nice Sean.
Sean - April 26, 2011, 10:17 am
Well it does say: "Creator: Jack Woodward." That wasn't a clue for you? Will you be changing your handle to someonewithadifferentlessusefulclue?
someonewithaclue - April 26, 2011, 8:51 am
What a**hole did this? Do you know how many guys died for this? I am so sorry to see someone thinks this is humor. What a sick world we live in.
ihateyou - November 10, 2009, 7:54 pm
eat **** jack. f***ing faggot
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:08 pm
go put a sandpaper d***o up your a** Jack Woodward


TOMCAT - The single most recognized fighter ever. FOR A REASON


TAGS: tomcat navy military jet
Rating: 3.53/5

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Vanner - September 14, 2013, 6:07 pm
I would have thought the Spitfire or the P51 was the most recognised fighter plane. The Tomcat, probably the most recognised jet fighter..
AirStryke - February 14, 2010, 2:42 am
Well, with compliment of the Phoenix Missile, the Tomcat wasn't seen. But when it is seen, it is instantly recognized
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:44 am
Atually, with a compliment of Phoenix missiles, they are not recognized as often as bandits might hope.


FAST FOOD APOCALYPSE - AND YOU WONDER WHY WE ARE DOOMED


TAGS: food apocalypse doomed mcdonalds fat
Rating: 3.89/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:20 pm
(blink) is he getting paid to advertise for those companies? I got some clear chub and could use some more burger money.
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 3:10 pm

no lingering death here. one massive explosion of arteries. and in the end...maybe he's the smart one.


WALTER WHITE - Even at 52 Years Old, he is STILL THE DANGER




GRIMACE! - And you thought he was just an imaginary McDonald's character.


TAGS: grimace mcdonald s head
Rating: 1.95/5

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TigerKid - December 8, 2008, 12:20 am
Reminds me of those Thumb charcters
Big Daddy - November 11, 2008, 3:48 am
lol
BANJAXED - August 12, 2008, 5:25 pm
WTF....Sad part is , this doesn't looked shopped , his head weighs about 78 pounds


HOW IT ALL BEGAN - The rest is hamburger history!


TAGS: hamburglar ronald mcdonald
Rating: 3/5

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ANAL - March 2, 2009, 10:32 am
This is robbery, not burgulary. He is the Hamrobber


LOYALTY -




FINALLY, - Someone gets it.


TAGS: mcdonalds lolcats fail
Rating: 3.96/5

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rerun - August 7, 2010, 7:02 pm

Them do it via PM
SundiMundi - August 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
I'd like to have a conversation with whoever decides what makes the site and what doesn't...


"IGOR, COME." - "Yeath, Mathther, , ,Yeath, Mathther. . ."




SARAH MCLACHLAN - Every time she sings that damn song a puppy loses an eye.


TAGS: puppy sarah mclachlan mutilation aspca cruelty
Rating: 1.93/5

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AdmiralAckbar - August 24, 2010, 4:29 pm
and I change the channel, sorry 1L


FREEDOM -


TAGS: mcliberty meal crankyhead
Rating: 4.85/5

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Tarapin - April 30, 2011, 8:45 pm
This isn't Burger King. You don't get it your way.
autumnspirit - January 14, 2011, 8:58 pm
Awesome! 5L's


MACCAS RUNS -


TAGS: mcdonalds adam vs god maccas
Rating: 3.12/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:57 am
Everyone knows that Jesus is a gardener
KoU - January 12, 2012, 11:23 am
Ahahahahaha Amazing!


2013 - What have we done?


TAGS: john mccain apocalypse evil republicans
Rating: 1.58/5

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Katrina - February 10, 2009, 2:19 pm
:l
Katrina - February 10, 2009, 2:12 pm
I guess we will all get the chance to find out...I'm excited, are you excited?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 7:46 pm
Oh, I think McCain's got the simple minded vote locked up with his Alaskan Gimmick, his as-yet-detailed solution to everything including Bin Laden, and his endless vicious hate mongering. He's done everything short of using the n-word.
LogicDude - October 19, 2008, 3:47 pm
Obama is buying the simple-minded vote with promises of things he can't deliver...but he CAN deliver what is in this picture!
MadMSG - October 19, 2008, 2:21 pm
Roamer, I agree. Obama's policies are dangerous. This Motifake reeks of Kool-Aid guzzling liberalism and definitely fails.
Roamer - October 19, 2008, 10:14 am
to defend neal's point. I dare anyone to prove me wrong.
Roamer - October 19, 2008, 10:12 am
... weak president, dead economy, and terrorists that followed us home after surrender in Iraq/Afghanistan.
Roamer - October 19, 2008, 10:11 am
Sure he does! It would mean all those explosions would be terrorist attacks and the lightning storms are Iranian Weather Control devices and the leader of the UTO (United Terrorists' Organization) is standing amist the anarchy as America is destroyed by a
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:57 am
Neal has no clue what he's talking about.
Z - June 13, 2008, 12:28 am
yeah, peace and legal weed would really suck....... if you like p****
Shtoink - May 20, 2008, 2:16 am
but it looks like McCain rebuilt the twin towers
Neal - May 17, 2008, 9:31 am
Yeah I know, but imagine how much worse 2013 would be if OBAMA were to win!


MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.


TAGS: owned coupons mcdonalds funny win
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 7:16 pm

nice, 5L


CHILDREN - Much tastier than Big Macs


TAGS: grimus mcdonald s children
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Alificus

Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 12:15 am
What if this really did happen that day and nobody was paying attention? Like what if he ate him and everything? How much would that suck?
Marvin Wankerstein - December 17, 2009, 9:20 pm
Yum, crunchy...
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:44 pm
Om nom nom?
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:44 pm
must not taste good, look at him Grimace.


HUB MCCANN -


TAGS: hub mccann
Rating: 2.77/5

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 7:43 pm
Aggy-0 Failed jokes-1
rerun - April 19, 2010, 7:41 pm

Thom McCann shoe stores
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 7:40 pm
Hub Thom?
rerun - April 19, 2010, 7:39 pm

I buy my shoes from his brother Thom


REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.


TAGS: patriotism military america usa memorial day sadness loss heroism army coast guard navy usmc
Rating: 3.31/5

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Untamedfifty - November 4, 2009, 6:09 pm
Hoorah!! Semper Fi


THE BEATLES - Worst Village People cover band ever


TAGS: beatles village people ymca
Rating: 3.89/5

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Feasibly - October 15, 2011, 10:19 pm
You're correct V...I still remember the goose bumps I got hearing Paul Plant sing "Blue Suede Shoes".
Verdeckt - October 15, 2011, 9:00 pm
Nah, it was Plant wasn't it? Man he could sing...
Feasibly - October 15, 2011, 10:13 am
That Paul guy you mentioned...I'm pretty sure his last name is Jagger.
Sean - October 14, 2011, 10:52 pm
So of course I love this poster. By the way, The Village People -- totally straight. Not that there's anything not wrong with that.
Sean - October 14, 2011, 10:50 pm
very name, and such a great name it is, to Paul ... uhm, something or other, you know "the frivolous one."
Sean - October 14, 2011, 10:49 pm
I love to hate the Beatles. It's the punk thing to do. But it's just plain wrong. Sure, the Stones were edgier. Hell The Monkees were edgier. But no one can stay mad at Ringo Starr. No one cannot be blown away by Elenor Rigby. And The Ramones their
Verdeckt - October 14, 2011, 10:34 pm
PM5L


DON'T WORRY - It's all white meat.


TAGS: cannibalism etc mcdonalds fatness whitemeat meat
Rating: 2.13/5

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Gearry - March 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
Just love the disturbing mood in this picture. ;)


PROOF - THIS IS PROOF THAT ONLY MR T CAN TOUCH MC HAMMER




STRING THEORY - As explained by Ewan McGregor.




ALARM CLOCKS - making a-holes out of morning business men and school students since there invention


TAGS: alarmclocks morning
Rating: 2.86/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:59 am
My phone plays me a harp for my alarm. It's fairly gentle sounds; loud enough to wake me but not jarring enough to startle me. It came "free" (with my $300 phone, that is).
CloudchaserS - July 19, 2012, 9:59 am
Whoever invents and copyrights a tone for alarm clocks that isn't annoying will be rich beyond their wildest dreams. That is, if the government doesn't refuse the patent because they think it's too important for one man to control production


SHE'S MY LITTLE - deuce coupe you don't know what I got


TAGS: mcdonalds beach boys
Rating: 4.64/5

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Airman - August 31, 2011, 1:38 pm
I would say that it is a large fry box, with a mcnugget box on top. Vrooooom
the1stCOMMI3 - August 31, 2011, 1:34 am
What is that, a big mac box???


REUNIONS -


TAGS: impending doom hatfield mccoy gator
Rating: 4.42/5

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spacedog - October 22, 2010, 5:36 pm
5L


U.S. MARINES - Taking care of each other in life, taking care of each other after. Thank you.


TAGS: marines usmc pride honor thank you
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:49 pm
*psycho***ual (hey, poster! me)
Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
If this is your idea of blowing a Marine, you've probably just disappointed a lot of Marines -- or 1 in 10, anyway, a**uming that they are not a psychosocially anomalous sub-population.


RONALD BEGINS - Teach him well so that he won't grow up to be Stephen King's "It".


TAGS: ronald mcdonald clown baby
Rating: 3.48/5

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Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 11:19 am
ROR!!!! Nice matt, thanks.
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 11:13 am
I rake leaves... what's your point, Face??
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 9:47 am
I rake offense to this TGW! J/k


VOTE MCCAIN/PALIN - And fight Cylons


TAGS: mccain palin cylon battlestar galactica
Rating: 2.69/5
RnR - September 4, 2008, 4:38 am
hahaha , very very good
kdp3 - September 4, 2008, 4:34 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 4, 2008, 2:54 am
Eerie, and creepy, and frightening. Remember, McCain IS a Cylon!! An alcoholic racist lying sunnuvab**** frakkin' toaster!!!!!!!


MUSIC OF THE 1990'S -


TAGS: aprchallenge the 90s mc hammer vanilla ice
Rating: 4.27/5

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forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL... If it wasn't done that often, i'd make another "STOP - Hammer Time"-pic!
R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:37 pm
I hate the song that ripped off the tune to Ice Ice Baby, something abou t "money" Psshh!
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
Fact: I crank up the radio every time I hea "Ice, Ice, Baby" on the Retro Lunch.
R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
I still got my hammer pants. The wife HATES them!
Bovee - April 5, 2010, 4:07 pm
can you say hammer pants? 5L's
Crashedmonkey - April 5, 2010, 9:09 am
Awesome


PRESIDENT BUSH - An American hero that has protected this nation amid all the whining and bullsh*t of liberals


TAGS: bush usa america hero republican obama mccain war great
Rating: 2.85/5

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WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:20 am
LOL...what a pathetic little loser you are. I provide positions and support/facts to back up my a**ertions. You just engage in drive-by Timmy attacks. Are your positions so weak that they can't stand up in a discussion based in logic? Must be.
LOLOLOL - September 2, 2009, 7:46 pm
Don't feed the trolls... especially wh*** who Trolls For Oral
MO - July 31, 2009, 1:23 am
Whatchu doin on here soooo late WTFO? Not normal. This is the time for levity buddy! We don't need no stinkin poli.... ummm badges? at this time...come on over to PATS!!! Let your hair down and play a little!!!!
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:23 am
that fact. Also, I have no need to shout (even if it was possible through typing, dumbass) since I have facts to back up my positions versus trying to insult someone with half-witted explainations of others' acronyms.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:21 am
Also, we did land in Afghanistan in case you missed it. Pres Bush was very good for national security and that is evidenced by the fact that we weren't attacked for over 7 years due to his policies but you are probably to filled with BS and hate to admit
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:20 am
LOL+, the surge allowed us to turn the situation around and gain the upper hand. Hopefully, BHO doesn't let that slip away because he's too interested in "social justice" to give a d*** about the brave folks who gave their lives to bring freedom to Iraq..
LOLOLOL - July 30, 2009, 8:59 pm
D. storm was ok but this ****faced "surge" ruined everything. We should have Landed in Afganistan not Iraq and btw wh*** who Trolls For Oral, u need to open ur eyes and see that he just wasnt very good @ all and dont shout on us on the UH... INTERNETS! XD
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:23 am
farting, far-left loons that lied, cheated, and scammed the Dems into the Congress and White House. So why don't you run along and play hide-and-go-f***-yourself, my dumbass liberal b****.
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:21 am
contributions? While mistakes have occurred on both sides of the aisle, idiots like you and the Dems in charge admit no responsibility for the economic crisis they helped create. You obviously just spew the BS you've been fed from Kool-Aid guzzling, tofu-
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:19 am
a name, are you talking about the bank deregulation laws that were signed by Pres Clinton? What about the Dems pushing banks to issue subprime loans to those who can't repay, or the Dems who prop up the auto unions so they can protect their campaign
Mark - June 20, 2009, 1:43 pm
Dear Timmy, I got your sammich right here...now bite me.
a name - June 20, 2009, 4:18 am
now make me a sandwich, b****!
a name - June 20, 2009, 4:18 am
hey moron, by your logic we should be at war with several other countries, not just the ones with oil in them. also the economic crisis was caused by deregulation of the banks, it's obvious you just puke forth the BS you've been fed by the neoconazis.
WTFO - May 13, 2009, 12:02 am
banks to issue subprime and ARM loans to people who couldn't afford to repay them. It's obvious that you don't look for facts, you just puke forth the BS you've been fed by liberals.
WTFO - May 13, 2009, 12:01 am
Cpt Dumbass, we attacked Afghan and Iraq for different reasons, neither was wrong. Removing a brutal dictator who killed his own people (mass graves remember?) isn't a waste of $. Clinton deregulated the banks in the 90s and Dems pushed Fannie and other
Captain Obvious - May 12, 2009, 9:41 am
Let's see... attacked the entirely wrong country, has wasted hundreds of billions of dollars blowing **** up in Iraq and never found Osama, accelerated the deregulation of the financial industry which directly lead to crashing the economy. Nice work!
WTFO - May 12, 2009, 12:21 am
And so are you if you believe that.
EliteDoom - May 11, 2009, 9:49 pm
Bush was and is a f***ing idiot.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
Ah ha ha ha...Hector made a joke! You're so witty...now STFU.
Hector - March 31, 2009, 4:45 pm
Best President since Bill Clinton and before BHO.
WTFO - February 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
The Atilla thing was a joke WoS. But as for bringing down the largest empire in history, he may have to share the limelight. It looks as though Obama's policies are about to bring down the largest/strongest govt in history.
walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
it appears we have a bug
walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
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walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:43 pm
He brought down the largest empire in history with mostly
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 11:51 pm
Attila the Hun was a p****!
Mark - February 15, 2009, 11:40 pm
OK...I'll give you that one but from what I've read Atilla wasn't much for voting on anything.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 11:36 pm
Mark, I woulda' figured Attila as liberal. Y'know, liberal in the sense that he had a liberal stance on raiding and boning.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 11:29 pm
We ougta' go drinkin' sometime.
Mark - February 15, 2009, 11:29 pm
EGD - You gotta be kiddin'! You didn't know WTFO was a Conservative? He just to the right of Atilla the Hun.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 11:25 pm
My fault. Must have a taste for cheese that goes crunch. Yep, pretty conservative on most topics so no need to apologize.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 10:51 pm
Dorito-stained. Mind slipping, you conservative bastard? (Assuming you're conservative, if not I'm a dumbass and apologize.)
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 10:38 pm
EGD, fair enough on the free speech. Live and let live, Cheeto stained fingers (couldn't resist for old times). Hillary is an Ice Queen which is why her husband is a chubby-chaser.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:03 pm
Right. Forgot Hillary was a woman for a minute. Thank you, Sean.
Sean - February 15, 2009, 8:49 pm
Married ... your question about Clinton. Married ... that's the only kinda guy who would tell such a lie.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:54 pm
But, just to go ahead and say what should have been said a while back. Sir, while I may not agree with everything you say, I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:53 pm
Yeah, after deep-space battles and other cool stuff. Why couldn't WE have cool stuff like that!?
Toussaint - February 15, 2009, 7:39 pm
Hey, the Federation and the Klingon Empire became allies too. It's all good.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:32 pm
so there is some common ground between us.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:31 pm
Hopefully, our future discussion won't melt down into flame wars anymore. I don't take too kindly to requests to play with IEDs. Not that I'm saying I was an innocent in that exchange. We definitely agree that Scorpio7 is an idiot who needs to go.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:27 pm
Not really. I offered a counter-point, and you quickly pointed out something I missed. Y'know, I can't help but think if we'd met some other way, we mighta' been best buddies...Man, I love alliteration.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:26 pm
Thanks, EGD. How gracious of you.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:18 pm
..Ok, with the exception of Clinton, because he was more of a..What do you call a guy who lied about getting his d*ck sucked? Either way, I failed to account for him, so I will concede that one point to you.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:13 pm
As another correction to my posts: 2 embassies, 1 overseas base, 1 warship, and 1 homeland attack = 5 attacks on Clinton's watch where he failed to act appropriately.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:39 pm
Typo: delete "the" in the last post. Thanks
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:39 pm
the 3 chances Clinton had to respond and failed.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
To add, any attack on a US embassy, military base, or ship is also considered an attack on US soil. So the 2 African embassies, Khobar Towers and the USS Cole terrorist attacks also count. By the way, that was also on Pres Clinton's watch. That makes...
Toussaint - February 15, 2009, 6:33 pm
Exact facts for sure WTFO and right on the mark. The scale of the mere risk of terrorist attacks wasn't something any president faced; Bush was delving into uncharted waters and no one had before.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:27 pm
the same man that planned this attack was the same one who planned 9-11, Kalid Sheik Mohammad. Clinton failed to respond appropriately and catch him, Osama, or any other significant Al Qaeda leadership. Again, you don't have the facts of which you speak.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:25 pm
In 1993, the World Trade Center was attacked and almost brought down by Islamic terrorists. If they had been close to the beam they planned on, the detonation would have brough the tower down. (the parking space was occupied). A key fact in this is that..
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:34 am
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to get some flaming going on. Just asking that you acknowledge that while he did stop it from happening again, we didn't have this situation with the other Presidents.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:33 am
Even though..Bush's Presidency was the first time we actually -had- a -foreign- Terrorist attack on our soil. Yes, I count the Oklahoma City bombings as a terrorist attack. McVeigh wasn't foreign, though. But I digress.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:18 am
with this BS stimulus package. At least Pres Bush protected this nation from another attack for 7 years. Now there is news that Obama's admin is calling for a 10% reduction to the DoD's budget when we are in 2 wars. His policies are putting the US at risk
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:17 am
Are you seriously comparing Pres Bush to Stalin, "truth"? A dictatorship as opposed to a democracy. Then how about the 14% approval rating of the Congress. Let's see how Pres Obama's ratings go when people start seeing how they were scammed by him...
truth - February 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Rank of Bush among U.S. presidents with the highest disapproval rating: 1 Average percentage of Americans who approved of the job Bush was doing during his second term: 37
truth - February 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Percentage of Russians today who approve of the direction their country took under Stalin: 37
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 6:45 pm
No but I try to think optimistly not paranoidly.You like how Bush handle problem while I don't. Anyway, this side of the globe is already in year 2009. Lets begin with a fresh start and make more funny poster, deal?
LogicDude - December 31, 2008, 9:13 am
*America was focused on itself and was isolationist in it's foreign policies...which is what you say we should be NOW? If you wait for someone to get a nuke and use it - would that be better for you?
LogicDude - December 31, 2008, 9:12 am
Sometimes someone has to step up and stop the stupidity before it gets out of hand - sometimes that means intervening in other countries. If that had been done early enough in the 1930's millions of lives would have been saved. Of course, back then, Ameri
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:56 am
*destroyed to prove your point. That's all.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:55 am
*destroyed to prove your point. That's all.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:53 am
From my point of view, USA is a great country, I can't deny that but people don't like it when you guy's act like the world police where what you guy's say is what the world must follow or they will be labeled as terrorist, rouge nation and must be destro
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:50 am
there are other useful uses of that technology like electrical engineering. You guy also posses WMD's in one way or another
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:46 am
Ok, I'm following you Matters_Not but can you tell me what is the WMD's you are talking about, the nuke? if you are talking about that, there are more country out there with that you know and just because a country is doing something related to nuke when
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:22 am
"WMD" sorry, bad typo....
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
countries in the middle east that are 'suspected" to posess MWD's is the entire worlds problem. America is willing to lead the charge to make sure they dont possess them. you following me spitfire111?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:31 am
The Ramones were/are American ... enough said.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:20 am
I have no problem with America and it's people. They are human too like you and me but when they are more bothered with other countries issues while there are other more important problem in their own country to handle with, that just pissed me off...
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:13 am
*After all, he is the president of USA,not the president of the middle east country or the world demoracy ideology..
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:11 am
*crisis that is happening right now because of Bill Clinton mistake but no, he want to save the other country with the so call "Weapon of Mass Destruction" and dictator when he should be focusing in his own country problem first, don't you think?
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:09 am
fine WTFO, you are right about bill mistake but why Mr. bush who is the president of USA is so eager to "help" to "save" another nation from it's "problem" while he can focus on solving his own country problem. He could had prevent the world economic cris
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:44 pm
Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BEsZMvrq-I
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:40 pm
--... oh, yeah, a quagmire. Great clip that.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:40 pm
Gotta love that video on Youtube showing Cheney in 1994 defending Bush senior for not invading Iraq at the conclusion of the Gulph War ... ***k speculated (rather boldly, I'd say) that such an bugaboo would result in a ... oh, wot's the word that he used?
Elder God Douchebag - December 30, 2008, 11:31 pm
So why didn't he just say he wanted to go in to remove Saddam, instead of the "They have WMDs" excuse? And I believe they didn't find any. Holy ****, right?
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:45 pm
More wrong facts from Spitfire. Clinton signed deregulation laws that allowed the banks to tank. ACORN and liberals in Congress pressured banks to issue sub-prime mortgages, and Bush destroyed a brutal dictator who slaughtered his own people.
Bulgy Mcpackage - December 30, 2008, 11:49 am
i laugh at those who let their political views dictate their emotions. (this bodes ill for many of you below me)
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 9:22 pm
You should change the poster to saving HIS a**. This guy is responsible for destroying a nation for greed and even cause one of the worst economic crisis since 1930, directly or indirectly. I wonder why you still like him after what he had done, try to b
Tony G - November 13, 2008, 1:42 am
aww another lil b**** contest, this stuff never gets old keep it up this **** is too funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:12 pm
o.o'...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:24 pm
-- Old School Hip Hop and The Cancellation Of Family Ties From Network Television. But you can call me MWLFFTBOHUIMPOBTRAFVATOBVISFEADs*dOVAOSHHATCOFTFNT, for short.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:20 pm
My full name is Motifake Wit Liberation Front For The Betterment Of Humor Used In Motivational Posters Of Both The Real And Fake Varieties As Traded Online By Various Individuals Striving For Entertainment And Diversion Since The Decline Of Vaudeville and
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 6:53 pm
I think you should both just shut the f*** up, be the bigger person and not feel like you need to get the last word in.
Overlord Douchebag - October 24, 2008, 1:32 pm
And he's still trying, folks. I've been done with this for a few days now. Give it up, WTFO. You're just saying the same **** over and over. It's sad.
WTFO - October 24, 2008, 12:53 pm
Porcelina, I type OD cause it takes less space. Losers in real life tend to give themselves large overcompensating names online.
Haarakkon - October 24, 2008, 11:47 am
I'm with Zed. I also volunteer to be fed the radical Islamic extremists rather than prostituted by corporate American hypocrisy.
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 9:25 pm
You guessed it. OD is just easier to type than Overlord Douchebag, apparently. Hope that cleared things up.
porcelina - October 23, 2008, 7:14 pm
is OD and overlord douchebag the same person...?
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 6:24 pm
Oh, well.
OD - October 23, 2008, 5:36 pm
Watching your irrational angry posts amuses me. Don't think for a moment you rattle me. Your persona in motifake is just like your real life -- insignificant.
Porcelina - October 22, 2008, 8:47 pm
I like bratwurst.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:44 pm
Well, you took the time to reply to a comment of mine, so I must be getting to you.
WTFO - October 22, 2008, 6:12 pm
I've got thick skin, so a little b**** like you can't drive me out. For the "Dorito-stained" part check back at the Wait...wait...wait motifake.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 12:16 pm
Is 'Dorito-stained fingers' the best you can do? I can stand opposing views. You're just a f***ing retard, WTFO. Also, I have the power of constant b****ing on my side. That's how I've run people out of here before.
shog - October 21, 2008, 2:53 am
oh, we can stand your views. We just find it extremely ridiculous.
WTFO - October 21, 2008, 2:39 am
This one was for you and your Dorito-stained fingers OD. You can't kick me outta here. If you can't stand opposing views then yours must be incredibly weak.
porcelina - October 20, 2008, 10:13 pm
I've voted it down, but I don't care enough to do it just to 'shun' him...
Overlord Douchebag - October 20, 2008, 9:10 pm
I would encourage everyone to vote this down and let it rot away, so that WTFO might get the idea that he is not welcome here.
Zed - October 20, 2008, 7:06 pm
I hereby volunteer NOT to be saved.
Ronald Reagan's Corpse - October 20, 2008, 7:04 pm
Braaiiinnssss!! Braiiinsss! George has no Braiinss!!
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!@!!!!1!!JR3Y7848732164 AHAHAHAHHAHAHA. THAT'S A JOKE, RIGHT?!


RONALD MC DONALD - "all employees must be disciplined."




LOST -


TAGS: track time life lost mcfly
Rating: 4.8/5

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gas - March 6, 2012, 4:42 pm
thx mon ami
carebear - March 6, 2012, 4:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


MARINE TOAST -




THE KING OF COOL - If you raced cars, motorcycles, did your own stunts & basically lived life to the fullest... Yeah, you were cool.


TAGS: steve mcqueen cool
Rating: 4/5

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okami - March 25, 2010, 3:40 am
he was a fellow Marine. . .i knew people who'd been with him at Camp Pendleton Cal; one night he got drunk, stole and Amtrak & drove it through downtown Oceanside. . .they couldn't stop him till he got to the other side of town. . .
sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:54 am
gotta love a guy that would flash the peace sign in his mugsh**. 5L


California Law -


TAGS: stupid california law coffee mcdonald s like a boss
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

steve1961 - July 30, 2013, 12:53 pm
Think that's bad? Just try saying "***** with a ******* rusty *****."
falloutghoul - July 30, 2013, 7:53 am
That's true. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2013, 3:38 am
My wife and I laugh at each other. When we get bored of that, we make fun of passerby. When THAT gets boring, we laugh at our pets... I'm telling you, cats know when you're laughing at them :-/
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 3:20 pm
I swear it seems like only 43 years. Truly, both our demented senses of twisted humor have been a help. We used to point and laugh at others, now we point at each other, laughing our hind ends off.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:11 pm
44 years? congrats.
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 8:41 am
I have a ritual; every day I get up. Trudge to the breakfast table. Smack lips. Scratch. Sit. Stare at, gulp down steaming h** coffee. Scream. My wife’s morning ritual is staring incredulously at her moronic husband of 44 years.
Renza - July 29, 2013, 7:44 am
Coffee is typically boiling when it is made, one should expect the possibility that the temperature of the liquid may still be around that point. Unless they're mentally deficient anyway.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:38 am
Yes, but doesn't anything feel scalding when poured into the priv@tes? Just saying.
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:23 pm
Still stunned H@t was Censored... must be in that same California Law... I stand Corrected
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:20 pm
Wow... H@T is censored... **Sigh**
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:19 pm
5L's on the Poster.. My 2 cents.. Would you set a Water Heater in your Home so High that when a guest turns on the h** Water they receive 3rd degree burns? McD's should have had better sense than to set a Coffee Machine that high.. h** Yes, Scalding No...
Silverheart - July 28, 2013, 4:06 pm

Next thing you know, they're gonna tell you ice cream is cold. (I agree fully with you on this one!) 5(goodTOtheLAs*drop)Ls


HEY SKIP... -




I'LL TAKE A... - Darn, missed again!


TAGS: russian mcdonalds subway on the go
Rating: 3.75/5

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Derek - November 19, 2009, 1:15 am
McRuski's - subway drive-in?
stavro1 - November 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
thanks
agdaniele - November 18, 2009, 11:32 pm
More of these, less of everything else. 5L


AS WE SAY IN IRELAND - Let us drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us.


TAGS: micky mcfinnegan
Rating: 2.92/5

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Derek - August 24, 2010, 6:26 pm
We need livers to be livers - else we be deaders.


THE DUKE -




STEVE MCQUEEN - Yep, you will NEVER be as cool as him!


TAGS: mcqueen cool
Rating: 4.44/5

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CloudchaserS - June 20, 2012, 1:01 am
Fun fact. He loved to race motorcycles. In The Great Escape, the actor playing the German chasing Steve McQueen was Steve McQueen. They had to shoot two separate sh**s because the stunt rider couldn't keep up


HAPPY MEALS - Next time remember the toy




THUS SPEAKETH THE CARTMAN, - "I. Am. GOD!"


TAGS: eric cartman southpark fatty mcfat fat
Rating: 2.63/5

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LogicDude - October 6, 2008, 1:12 pm
Respect my Author-it-y!!!
Amaterasu - October 6, 2008, 8:29 am
"...of the Sea People!"


RACIST - Supports McCain/Palin Wow ... that's a surprise.


TAGS: hank williams junior mccain palin election politics voting
Rating: 2.27/5
the bird - June 26, 2009, 1:26 am
socialism at its finest
MO - April 25, 2009, 4:23 pm
1 big ol lion for the dumbass who posted this. Seriously? It's ok hank we know your not a racist just because you didn't want a commie rookie running the country!
LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 10:11 pm
Thats right! Because if you're not voting for Obama you MUST be a racist!!!


Soul Food -


TAGS: sundae mcdonalds perspective hell people
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:04 pm
Happy, bloody, skull face! Complete with grinning teeth! Luuuuuv it! And of course, well spoken, Cannibal! The harsher realities in life give it a certain zest that others cannot comprehend! 5L!


United States Marine Corps -




OOH RAH -


TAGS: usmc
Rating: 4.42/5

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TIMES ARE BAD WHEN... - Ello luv! Would you like to supersize that with a nice spot of tea? Charles...be a dear and fetch the peasant a cuppa.




MCDONALD'S - Thanks, but no thanks.....


TAGS: funny mcdonalds fail
Rating: 4.2/5

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Oiler - January 3, 2013, 1:56 pm
I kind of figured that eventually they would slip up and post the real menu. I have always been partial to pancakes anyways.


MC WEDDING -


TAGS: mcdonalds wedding
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2013, 2:30 pm
Now, I've seen everything.


RONARD MCDONARD - Wan you to try the swee an sowa poke mugnugget.




STOP! - HAMMER TIME!




MCDONALDS - Finding New Ways To Raise Their Bottom Line !


TAGS: mcdonalds macca s rip off bottom line memo
Rating: 2.65/5

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Chopperliscious - October 16, 2009, 6:43 am
I have the hates on for any fast food franchise right now. 5 Felines.
Krissie - October 15, 2009, 9:39 pm
This actually explains why I get #@$@#* every time on an order when I go there.
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:29 am
Ya know, upon reflection, I would like to add that I didn't mean to be nazi-ish. It just got me thinking about McArson... Do you want fires with that?
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:19 am
Did anyone else notice the letter wants the drive thru girls to leave out h** apple pies and fires?
sheiksaws - October 15, 2009, 8:58 am
bastards!!!!!!!!!!!


DEFEAT - Well PETA, looks like your new campaign to guilt us into not eating fish by giving them a cute name just backfired. Here kitty, kitty... Daddy's hungry...


TAGS: seakitten peta fish hungry mcdonalds
Rating: 4/5

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Cloudchaser - July 17, 2010, 5:48 am
If fish are sea kittens, piglets are bacon seeds


WEIRD - I've never seen an actual mcdonalds being built They just APPEAR


TAGS: fat chicks waiting mcdonalds funny
Rating: 3.78/5

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ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:43 am
I build them all the time.


FIRST TO KNOW LAST TO GO - We Will Defend To The Last Breath Our Right To Be Misinformed


TAGS: marine corps marines misinformed usmc
Rating: 3.21/5

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Feasibly - May 8, 2011, 10:48 pm
No problem chase...it happens. PM a pic to me if you'd like and I'll try to help you. Preferably, not a military or firearm related one though. Those are a little more difficult to do.
chase3597 - May 8, 2011, 9:42 pm
i accidentally messed up the title it is supposed to be first to go last to know
GySgt1811 - May 2, 2011, 9:32 am
Green, I'm not sure there is a point. d*** Nice picture, though!
Greeny - May 1, 2011, 10:02 pm
Who is we? The point of this escapes me.


OBESITY AWARENESS RIBBON - Oh, the irony.


TAGS: fry french mcdonalds ribbon
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:44 am
They're edible.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:42 am
You know, you just don't see many of those. Wonder why that is.


ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT -


TAGS: usmc marines usa merica
Rating: 4.88/5

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mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 4:47 am
I first heard this little ditty from a 'Nam vet ... Good job! 5L


MCDONALDS - They want new business ;)


TAGS: mcdonalds
Rating: 4.25/5

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PERFECTED? - That's one messed up definition of perfected.




Y.M.C.A - It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. They have everything that you need to enjoy You can hang out with all the boys...




STEVE MCQUEEN - So cool that even Mafia bosses want to be like him.




I FIND - your lack of fries disturbing.


TAGS: darth vader ronald mcdonald doris wit liberation
Rating: 2.81/5

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Woody - July 22, 2009, 11:17 pm
I find your lack of size disurbing too Darth.
Cubbybear - March 22, 2009, 1:06 am
Darth's been hitting the burgers


ESCHER - My favorite M.C.


TAGS: mc escher rapper hiphoper
Rating: 2.77/5

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Derek - July 26, 2009, 9:32 pm
A pity he didn't do any pictures of hammers :-P You know what the title would be then ;-)
Captain Douchebag - September 28, 2008, 11:50 am
I thought I told you to get out of here, Tube Steak. Don't make me get the lynch mob.
Tube Steak - September 28, 2008, 11:33 am
This is one of the original mind f***s.
Garrett - August 5, 2008, 4:40 pm
This is one of the coolest paintings ever(is it supposed to be a painting, cause last time I checked, it was).
John - June 8, 2008, 3:13 am
I feel a headache coming up.


Clowns -


TAGS: appetite gangsta ronnie ronald mcdonalds
Rating: 2.5/5

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K - November 27, 2008, 1:45 am
Asian Ronald is a pimp
english--and proud - November 23, 2008, 8:56 am
Where did you .THINK we got the meat..???


LOOK AT ME - I gots army guys now!


TAGS: mccain palin white house funny doris
Rating: 2.37/5

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Sparky - March 7, 2009, 8:08 pm
"I get to be the one to shoot down jets now!"
Suh-weet - November 23, 2008, 9:21 pm
LOL.


EPIC BURGER - Why haven't I seen this yet at McDonald's?


TAGS: hamburger mcdonalds epic burger huge
Rating: 2.22/5

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BuzzBomb - August 14, 2008, 5:17 pm
Unfortunatly, YES!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 12:23 pm
This In-N-Out? It is on the west coast, n'est pas?
BuzzBomb - August 14, 2008, 11:57 am
Ooops. "uncut croutons." Thank you In-N-Out Salad!
BuzzBomb - August 14, 2008, 11:56 am
It's actually healtier than one might think. It is, in fact, one large salad. Burgers and cheese come from cows. Cows eat vegetables. This means cows are walking salad bars. Therefore Epic Cheeseburger is actually Epic Salad. The buns are just uncut c
Narutarded - August 14, 2008, 11:13 am
In-'n-Out is the ONLY burger joint worth MotiFaking.
RnR - August 14, 2008, 9:31 am
It's actually health food!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 8:59 am
It's practically a salad!
pro - August 14, 2008, 5:41 am
It has lettuce and tomato so it must be healthy!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 2:15 am
Because there isn't enough bacon and mayo on it.


TOO LEGIT -




GAME OF THRONES -


TAGS: gameofthrones usmc merica marines
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 30, 2015, 5:27 am
I take it you're DEP (delayed entry program) but have friends/relatives that you've listened too? Your honesty shows honor. Welcome aboard Boot!
TheMarinesHaveLanded - March 29, 2015, 2:42 pm
I'm not actually a Marine - yet..
mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:09 pm
Been there. Done that. Welcome aboard jarhead! Of course I know how you gat there--- My Atserisk Rides In Navy Equipment! Laughed so hard it hurt! Did a lot of improvising during deployments! 5 laughing lions!
lgvernon - March 28, 2015, 3:58 pm

Welcome, Marine. Nice stuff.
steve1961 - March 28, 2015, 3:57 pm
I don't usually compliment newbies to Motifake...I usually leave that to GaryOprah and the rest...but I like your stuff kid...Good job!


today ferguson -


TAGS: comcast
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:14 pm
Typically genius and awesome


99 Cent Meals Return -


TAGS: mcdonalds back with 99 meals
Rating: 4.67/5

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Thedge - November 3, 2014, 2:49 pm
Sucks. Yes, billions and billions. World-wide. Weird, McD's gives the people exactly what they want and they all beatch. Get the coffee, no bad press, so far.
Thedge - November 3, 2014, 2:47 pm
Good, cheap coffee. I like the coffee MUCH better than Starbuck's, actually.
GaryO - November 3, 2014, 10:21 am
But...Good coffee is there. Really good coffee.
Cannabal - November 3, 2014, 10:19 am
McDonald's sucks.


Fooling -


TAGS: mcdonalds moose fooling seriously
Rating: 4.56/5

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JesusWept - December 20, 2014, 12:29 pm
Thanks :)
JesusWept - December 20, 2014, 12:27 pm
You tell me. Evidently that ph**o is from Canada ;) Thanks for the vote!
GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:38 am
Canuks, go figure. Bullwinkle got kicks
MissPriss - December 20, 2014, 12:26 am
An obvious 5L case of animal abuse! What kind of sick bastrad makes a moose wear striped knee highs?
Thedge - December 19, 2014, 10:27 pm
Really. Yellow antlers on a McMoose ! 5'd.


WE'VE COME A LONG WAY. -


TAGS: future tech backtothefuture mcfly tth
Rating: 4.52/5

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demon001 - December 30, 2014, 4:20 pm
And the flying cars? Where the he** are our flying cars????
agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL!!!!!!!


AIRMAN -


TAGS: mcdonald s fly thru is not that high flying
Rating: 4.2/5

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Airman - May 11, 2010, 5:37 pm
that would be fun!


STOP - HAMMER TIME!!! deleted deleted




MAD MAGAZINE IDOL - Alfred E. Newman: 2011 American Idol Winner




VICTORY IN WAR - Because there is no greater glory than raising your flag over your slain enemy.


TAGS: war victory usmc marines glory slain enemy
Rating: 3.03/5

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Elredin - April 21, 2009, 9:07 pm
ok ok thats enough please WW2 Was years ago as for this "debt" we still owe the US id like to remind you that most british casualties in the gulf war was from US friendly fire debt paid in blood we are even now lets forget this and focus on the terrorists
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:23 am
"evaded"??? Do you mean avoided? Do you mean Roosevelt knew? Do you mean that the US policies forced Japan into the attack? Are you one "who cares?" Your comment is pointless unless you clarify what it is you're babbling about.
Cwalda - March 30, 2009, 5:40 am
Guessing how would WW2 end without US is pointless. A lot of things would be a lot different. On the other hand, everyone (who cares) know that Pearl Harbor could be evaded.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 4:36 pm
It doesn't take balls to sacrifice every man, woman, and child in your country. It takes balls to sacrifice yourself for every man, woman, and child in your country. A lot of good men on both sides proved that they had real serious balls.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:27 pm
The Japanese were willing to sacrifice every man woman and child in their country. That takes serious balls.
rerun - January 14, 2009, 1:57 pm
xx needs to brush up on his history - Japan attacked the US, not the other way around
Mark - January 14, 2009, 1:39 pm
If it wasn't for the US in World War II, chances are you wouldn't be here saying stupid **** like that. Just say thank you and move along.
barockeva - January 13, 2009, 1:14 pm
Real honor, the Japanese had it.
randomDood - December 28, 2008, 11:12 pm
Uh... xx, Japan wasn't "a little country" in WWII, dumbass. They were a facist superpower (not to mention suicidal).
xx - December 28, 2008, 7:44 pm
in usa way! go, attack a little country, and admire how great you are..... and if you lose-pretend it wasnt a war! just like in vietnam!
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:14 am
HooRah!


SCARE TACTICS - Because, When It Comes To Children, Simple Nutrition Facts Just Don't Do The Trick.


TAGS: mcdonalds peta
Rating: 2.46/5

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Demo33 - June 17, 2011, 5:23 pm
Yeah when i'm eating a big mac i coulodn't give two ****s about how then animal died. There you big stupid chicken you failed to provew a point and you look like a ****.x
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 6:05 am
it's a lot harder to eat them if you don't.


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